Mystic Krewe of Comatose
Our motto, for those whose Latin is a bit rusty, says:
"Thus I desire, thus I enjoy life to the fullest."
Our Fearless Captains
Joe & Lee
Our sub-krewe consists of many species of humanity. Felony arrests for driving while sober and "Rehab is for Quitters" programs cause the actual number of participants to vary wildly. The meager cost to join and the five-minute waiting period represent insurmountable hurdles to many who dream of affiliation with us. We prefer members with a propensity for procrastination and who have been comatose in the past. We hope to share with others the mystery and wonder of belonging to a tribe that will demand nothing and expect everything.
COMATOSE ERGO SUM: "I am comatose, therefore I am!"
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